The Toast Stubbie Cooler

"If the ocean was beer and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and drink my way up. But the ocean's not beer and I'm not a duck, so grab me a beer and shut the fk up."

First heard this toast at a jorts and wife beater party a while back. The host supplied a couple kegs from the local and 30 white fellas proceeded to rap battle each other. Grim.

Broke my ankle later that night running from a seccy at the Steyne.

Sick night, so sick that we had to throw it on a stubbie cooler for you to enjoy.